9/6/9

Ahhh, done with two consecutive opening shifts. Pretty slow both days. I called John Renna yesterday but he no answer. Today I visited Bradley's house. We played scrabble over wifi on our phones. The game was called on account of low battery. @flipnthailuv thirty three points with four letters on triple word score doesn't make you a good scrabble player. I'll scrabble all over this bitch! You saw it, I had BAILOUTS motha fucka! Thats all my letters son! Talking all that trash just because the scrabble board wasn't big enough to fit it. Anyway, next month my blog will no longer be free. I'll be charging my readers a $34.95 per month (that's the subscription price) to be a part of the magic that is WEB LOG. There will also be the option to pay-per-view meaning you may load the page but only view it once. Not sure how I'll police the community but for now the honor system (the worst system) will be in effect. Thats about it. Tune in next time when I'll be introducing my new clothing line (pretty much just Hanes t-shirts written on with a sharpie displaying famous racist quotes). My projected best seller: "Life is like a bowl of jelly beans......no one likes the black ones"

Do I need to be a famous comedian to tell racist jokes or is it 2009 yet?